No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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