You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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