it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
tell me about the fingering
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