ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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