Im at strip club and am horny
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I deserve this hangover.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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