You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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