im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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