What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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