check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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