they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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