where am i from again
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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