i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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