New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
