I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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