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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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