I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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