4 words: hood of his car
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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