Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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