Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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