Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
