I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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