Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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