your parents love me but you hate me
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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