Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
birth control should be required to get into college
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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