man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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