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(386): View more from Florida

her nipple to breast ratio was just odd

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(216): View more from Ohio

guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight

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(310): View more from California

she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.

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(618): View more from Illinois

In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐

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