it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
