Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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