ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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