Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
