This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
