He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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