your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
pray to the hookup gods
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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