There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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