oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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