We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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