It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just threw up on my dentist
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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