so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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