We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You can make out without kissing
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