i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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