you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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