I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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