See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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