The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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