David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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