i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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