she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
