your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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