are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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