we have officially lost it.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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