glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Randomize
